Anything goes.
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pwnator:

numbspeculum:










Twilight fans consistently prove why we sometimes just need a mass genocide to help the world out a bit.

“i usually just keep the tampons in the freezer… and suck on them or eat them later

pwnator:

numbspeculum:

Twilight fans consistently prove why we sometimes just need a mass genocide to help the world out a bit.

“i usually just keep the tampons in the freezer… and suck on them or eat them later

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andylegit:

shercocklocked:



I wanted to go driving by the volcano, but there was too much ash

andylegit:

shercocklocked:

I wanted to go driving by the volcano, but there was too much ash

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thetasteofawesome:

He better hope
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firstyearpottermores:

maddramaqueen:

hellyeahharryfreakingpotter:

We can make a puppet show.

We can make a musical.

We can make a second musical.

We can cross two Harry Potter related things and make it hysterical.

We can take a famous line from the movie and change it.

We can take pictures from the movie and make it look like a picture from another movie.

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We can take things way too literally.

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We can take quote from a movie and prove it wrong.

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We can take a whole movie quote and make it about Harry Potter.

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We can take a commercial and make it about Harry Potter.

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We can take a TV show and make it about Harry Potter.

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We can take Disney and make it about Harry Potter.

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We will forever take anything else that the actors are in and turn it into something Harry Potter.

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We can make fun of something til there’s no tomorrow and still love everything about it.

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We can turn Harry Potter into a religion.

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We can turn mock the Dark Lord by making him sing pop songs.

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Harry Potter will live on forever. The fandom will live on forever. Potterheads for life.

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LOL AT THE SEXY GEORGE!  Is it bad that when I watched that movie that’s exactly what I thought?

Fϟrst Year Pottermore

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rand0mflora:

tentaclesandteacups:

anthagio:

This is so creepy. You can see the ghost plain as day.

OH MY GOD.

If you ever wanted proof of the existence of ghosts, here it is . Be warned: This will haunt you forever.

rand0mflora:

tentaclesandteacups:

anthagio:

This is so creepy. You can see the ghost plain as day.

OH MY GOD.

If you ever wanted proof of the existence of ghosts, here it is .
Be warned: This will haunt you forever.

(Source: anthagio)

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makemelodies:

fuckyeahhowimetyourmother:

“but now we were broken up, so when marshall said, “but after the first year i get a major pay raise,” we just let it slide.”

*heart break*

Aw :(

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J.K. Rowling Talks About Pottermore
J.K. Rowling:
"The Sorting was some of the best fun I’ve had on this project. I was writing the potter books for sixteen years and during that time I had just had this real sense of where people belonged, in what house they belonged. It was something I was unconsciously doing a lot of the time when I met people.
"So, developing these vast pool of questions that are randomly selected for a user - so you wont get the same questions as your friend necessarily - I thought it was quite important that people didn’t get to second guess what meant Gryffindor, for example. But the exciting thing for me is that if you’re not sorted into Gryffindor, if you’re sorted into one of the other three houses you will effectively get an extra quarter chapter because you will go off to your on common room. If you are sorted into Gyrffindor you just follow Harry. But if you’re sorted into Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw or Slytherin, you go to your own common room, you meet your own prefect, who will tell you about famous people who were in your house and what the true nature of your house is.
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14. It was no surprise that Albus Severus Potter liked to roam the corridors. He liked exploring the castle and after his brother had nicked the Marauders Map from their dads’ desk, Albus had been wandering all about the castle. On one of his journeys, his path led him to a long stretch of corridor with no paintings, except that of a beach landscape. Lounging in full wizards robes, on the beach, rubbing sunscreen on his nose, was Albus Dumbledore. The boy was so excited that he immediately ran over to the painting and stood awkwardly, trying to get the occupants’ attention. Finally, after clearing his throat, Dumbledore turned. “Why hello, may I help you with something?” The boy just smiled, “You’re Dumbledore, right?” The older man matched the boys’ smile, “Indeed I am.” Albus Severus was thrilled, “I’m named after you, and another Hogwarts professor.” Dumbledore beamed, “Ah, so you are Harrys’ son? Albus? Who is the other headmaster?” Though he already knew the answer. “Severus Snape. I’ve been hoping to meet him too, but I don’t know where to find him.” The boy said sadly. With a wink, Dumbledore walked from the painting, leaving the boy very confused. However, a few minutes later he returned, leading a very reluctant man with sallow skin and dark hair. “Why should I want to meet Potters’ son, I’ve met the other one. He’s just like his father! Why should this one be any different?” The hook nosed man turned, and was slightly embaressed that the boy of his rant was standing right by the portrait. “Fine then. What’s you’re name boy? I don’t suppose you have any talents in school classes, probably just on the Quidditch field.” The young boy thought deeply before answering, “My name is Albus Severus Potter. I’m not very good at Quidditch, but I love Charms and Potions class. I’m sorry if my brother has been a prat, he’s always like that.” The boy looked up at the man in the portrait, his green almond shaped eyes peering at Snape. Severus was speechless and instead of having a snide remark for the boy, simply asked him how he was liking Potions class and the castle. Many times after this initial meeting, Severus Snape could be seen roaming around the castle through the paintings more frequently, oddly enough these appearances were near the classes that the second Potter boy attended.
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riddlemetom:

sonofneptune:

sexuallyfrustratedfowlandshort:

lil-miss-banana:

ask-harry:

keepcalmandromioneon:

bonnie-cate:

pinkwhig:

Disney’s “Deathly Hallows”

OH MY GOD!

this is perfect

LOVE LOVE LOVE

Holy crapperdoodle

(/cue little fangirl giggles of glee)

HERMIONE AS BELLE DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MANY FEELINGS I’M FEELING AT THIS VERY MOMENT

HADES!VOLDEMORT THO

ALL MY FAVORITES COMBINED!